Cruise Confidential A Hit Below The Waterline Where The Crew Lives Eats Wars And Parties One Crazy Year Working On Cruise Ships Travelers Tales

In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns Spill The dirt - or in this case, The Dirty Water - Those are romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the Year he spent 'working for Carnival Cruise Lines Takes readers down Into the Areas Where the crew lives and works, Leaving readers gasping with laughter as they're Assaulted With nonstop events range from The Absurd That To The utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery and Other Allowances nonsensical rules. What the crew onboard Those calls (No, it's not "passengers"). And of course, The Sex. An Abundance of Ready, Willing and Able Bodies eager for action vessel was replete With Nooks and leads to love Crannes In Some mighty strange, and Seemingly impossible places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential IS essential reading For Those planning a cruise or for anyone Who Just Need a good laugh.

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Glenn Vanaman says...

In the 10 fun and adventure-filled years I spent as an Assitant/Interim Manager with Club Med, I still had time to wonder what it was like to work aboard cruise ships. Bruns's book answered most of my questions. I will grudgingly admit that if you worked in the restaurants aboard the ships, you may have worked harder than us G.O's. We too worked seven days a week, but only got a break after SIX months. I am also happy to read that we in Club Med drank and partied more! The similarities are striking; to insecure, tyranical despot-managers trying to ruin your career to sex being passed around like currency, it's all here. I liked this book and look forward to its sequel.

Posted on November 28, 2010

Elidia Knuth says...

Cruise Confidential would be HIGHLY recommended to anyone who has been on a cruise or is thinking about a cruise vacation in the future.



The book goes into very revealing detail of the happenings below the water line, in the restaurants, on the decks, and warm tropical locales.Intrigue, crazy antics, misadventures, flitations, and sex are brought to life in the pages of this book.In reading this book I felt like I was actually going through the same battery of emotions the author was revealing to us. I really got caught up in so many of the situations captured in this wonderful tell all.With each turn of the page I kept on wanting more and more.I simply could not put the book down.Matter of factly, I've read the book three times over the past month.That's how good of a book Brian Bruns has written.I have a much deeper respect for the hardworking crew that slave endlessly to provide us cruise vacationers with a tip-top, rewarding, good time on the high seas.



Needless to say, I am absolutely thrilled that there is currently an upcoming sequel to Cruise Confidential in the works.I'm there with the click of my mouse to pre-order the next high seas adventure writen by Brian Bruns, as soon as Amazon starts advertising to do so.Can't wait!!!

Posted on November 29, 2010

Doria Meile says...

WOW!What an eye opener!Cruising is our family favorite vacation so we sail whenever the budget allows.Over the years, we have 'heard' the stories of cruise employee pay, living arrangements/conditions, and hours spent serving the passengers.But, I can honestly say, after reading this book, I look at cruising in a whole different light.



The book was hard to put down.It was well written, with a good sense of humor in all the right places, and an easy style.I now have a whole new appreciation of the thousands of employees of the cruise industry that make my choice of vacations as enjoyable as they have been.I would recommend this book to any current & future cruise ship passenger.Especially those passengers that aren't as appreciative towards the ship's crew as they should be....and I have noticed far too many of those over the years.If you love cruising, this book is for you.The author offers great insight & a good story.Like I mentioned above, it will give you a whole new appreciation towards the cruise industry.....positive & negitive

Posted on November 30, 2010

Hosea Betti says...

I am not an avid reader but this book kept me interested the whole time, to the point that I finished it in 3 days. I always take a long time to readbook, but not this one. The author is so funny. If you are thinking that working in a ship is all glamour..think again!

I totally recommend this book!

Posted on November 30, 2010

Madalene Gianopoulos says...

If you've cruised before, are booked on a cruise, thinking about booking a cruise, or just wondered what it would be like to work on a cruise ship, please read this book.It's an easy read and very entertaining--but sad in a way.I couldn't help but focus on the lives of people who work under the described conditions.It certainly makes you stop and think how lucky we Americans are, no matter where we are on the social ladder.Brian's description of the work days, policies and politics on board made me shiver.I give him and everyone else credit for working under such conditions while giving such incredible service to the cruise guests, some of whom can be very obnoxious.I've always been a good tipper, but, boy, will I be a better one after reading this book.And, I've always enjoyed the smiles and great service of the crew, but now I'll realize how hard it is for them to do it.Only Brian could bring all of the hardships to life in such a funny, entertaining way!You laugh your way through the pages while you read, and then feel sad for the employees when you put the book down and think about it.Read it for the sheer joy of a good laugh and tip away when you get on that cruise!

Posted on November 30, 2010

Brant Stauber says...

This book wasn't on my radar screen until I happened to see a Twitter message referring to it.After looking it up on Amazon, I knew I had to read it...Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below the Waterline: Where the Crew Lives, Eats, Wars, and Parties. One Crazy Year Working on Cruise Ships by Brian David Bruns.My wife and I cruise quite often on vacations, so the chance to see some "behind the scenes" views of how the crew lives is always interesting to me on a number of levels.After whipping through this in about 24 hours (thank you, Mr. Insomnia!), I was all ready to go on our March cruise and view the experience in a different light.



Contents:

Part 1 - Trainee (The Plunge): Strange Bedfellows; Global Warning; Under the Water; Denizens of Babel; Nobody Parties Like Sailors; The Midnight Bahamian Toga Bash; Ship Life 101; Creepy Conch Fritters; Graduation; The End of the Beginning

Part 2 - Waiter (Promotion): My First, and Only, Clingy Lingerie Model; Pancake Darwinism; The Crew Bar; My Heart Will Go On; The Infamous Filipino Elvis Massacre; Great Whites; Dining on Ashes; The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Assumption; Stripping in the Dining Room

Part 3 - Assistant Maitre d' (Demotion): Bogo; Enemy Mine; The Other Sexy Bitch; Tattoo Goo; The Torture of Funship Freddy; Hunger Pains; Viral Infections and You; Something Sweet at Midnight; Showdown and Breakdown; Jamaican Deep Blue

Part 4 - The Legend (Destruction): How to Fix an American; Legend; Tongs over Escalators; Frog and Onion; Ice Pirates; The Boatyard; Lost in Panama; The Four Temptations of the Apocalypse; Toast Master General; The Suicide; The Miracle; Epilogue

Part 5 - Appendices: Glossary of Ship Language; Provisions for a Cruise; Stupid Questions

About the Author



I've read and researched enough to know that working on a cruise ship is not at all the glamorous career depicted in ads.You work seven days a week, at least 12 to 14 hours a day, live in really small cabins, and don't make very much money (all things considered).This is why you mostly see nationalities other than Americans working the ships.These wages are often quite a bit higher than what they could earn back home.Bruns tells his story of being the first American in Carnival's history to serve out a full contract in food services without quitting, transferring, or getting fired.He got used to the phrase "are you stupid or crazy?" being asked by most of his coworkers.:)



Bruns got assigned to Carnival's Conquest as he wanted to be with his girlfriend who also worked for Carnival.Very few believed he was actually going into food service because he was an American, and Americans couldn't do that job without cracking.He was determined to prove them wrong over his eight month contract, knowing that he had been "promised" a promotion to management and the assistant maitre d' position by the end of the assignment.But what's promised and what actually happens can be two different things.His relationship with his girlfriend was rocky at best on the ship, as they were both working 14 to 16 hour days, and she was hanging around with fellow Romanians during the off-hours.Bruns was still in love with her, and was determined not to fall into the trap of sleeping with any and all the attractive women coworkers, even though the opportunity was there on a daily basis.After she transferred to another ship, he had to decide whether his career as a cruise worker was worth the trouble of trying to maintain a long-term relationship, especially given the discrimination he faced from fellow workers when it came to stereotypes and perceptions.Surprisingly, he stuck it out and ended up in a situation far better than he would have hoped for.



Bruns is an excellent writer who is able to show you raw emotions and the nasty underbelly of what goes on.It's not meant to be an expose so much as a personal story of what he went through and what he learned in the process.It's hard to believe that anyone could survive the parties, alcohol consumption, and sweatshop conditions that exist behind the "Crew Only" doors.Even though I was laughing in quite a few places, I also (re-)discovered how difficult that life is, and how much we the customer just take things for granted.I'll definitely remember to be much more considerate of the crew next time, as well as keeping my eyes open for the things I'm not supposed to notice.

Posted on December 4, 2010

Lakeesha Brazzell says...

Bruns accurately shows the good, the bad, and the ugly of ships. I worked at sea too and think a lot of these critical reviews miss the point entirely. Constant partying and drinking and sex is all there is to working on ships. Believe me, the entertainers are worse than the waiters! The real shock is not all the sex, but things like Carnival denying proper medical care to waiters. People don't complain about that, just the drinking and the sex.

Cruise Confidential is an easy read and its funny. Its like he is having a drink with you, too. I think I met him once on a ship. Sure, he drinks a lot and likes the ladies, but he is honest and has a big heart. You don't see that on ships much. When you read the book, you will understand why.

Posted on December 4, 2010

Lakendra Arif says...

Cruise Confidential is one of the best books I've read in a very long time.As an American who was just trying to go through the ranks to get to his dream position, Brian David Bruns encounters co-workers who think he is getting special treatment from the higher ups because he is an American, while the higher ups are treating him unfairly because he is an American.All he wants to do is preform his duties to the best of his abilities, move up the ladder, and be with the love of his life.There are zany stories of staff parties, drunken nights, and waking up wondering how you got there.Brian David Bruns also includes tales of drunken female passengers coming on to him, passengers who are so rude I'd be embarrassed to admit if I were from Alabama, and encounters of taxi tours in foreign countries with drivers who don't speak English.It's a fun filled book that you won't want to put down.Anyone who has cruised in the past, or is planning to cruise in the future needs to read Cruise Confidential. You'll be glad you did.

Posted on December 5, 2010

Robena Mandeville says...

I don't intend to write a review rehashing the storyline or details; the official commentary on this site is pretty accurate.Cruise Confidential is a bit of an expose', but, unlike Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential, I did not infer any personal malice towards the industry nor its people.Enyoyable for most everyone, but anyone who has ever been on a cruise will best appreciate Bruns' story, not only of the long hours and hard work, but of the nature of relationships in the very special community made up of service workers on a large cruise liner.



This book does deserve special comment, because I am pretty sure that it is largely nonfiction, and it will fill an heretofore vacant niche in travel literature.



In my mind, a good book must satisfy three criteria. First it must be easy to read, second it must be a good story, and lastly it must somehow leave you changed for the better.Cruise Confidential hits the mark on all three criteria.



First, Bruns' writing style is natural and unstrained. I have read too many books during which I feel as if I am working at cross currents to the writing just to get at the story.Here the writing carries you easily along, and you can relax and float (this is about ships after all) along through the challenges, tribulations, and victories of his first year working in service for Carnival.



Second, it is certainly a good story, written in the first person.I started this book and stayed up much later than I should have to finish it.I haven't done that in a long time, and that speaks for all those qualities of writing and subject that combine keep you from setting it aside to finish later.



Lastly, though not a philosophical treatise, if you have ever cruised a large ship, ever plan to do so, or perhaps if you just watch cruising on the Travel Channel, this will substantially change how you view the service staff that appear, seemingly from nowhere, to take care of the customers' needs and otherwise are completely invisible for the rest of the cruise.



I was feeling a bit down as I came to the final pages, wanting the story to continue to his next career phase, but on that very last page Bruns suggest that more of this adventure may follow.

Posted on December 7, 2010

Dorathy Buchmeier says...

Great book, had many laughs at the hysterical account of life as a cruise ship employee provides and in depth, eye opening revelation of what the workers are doing on their down time, what they really think of the customer, and the hardships they face. The author uses comedy to illustrate most of his points. While reading this book you'll be introduced to some very memorable characters that you will come to love, hate, and genuinely care about. Reading this book was almost as satisfying as eating warm chocolate melting cake from a carnival cruise ship dining room.

Posted on December 7, 2010