How Do I Turn Bahamas History In Real Life Into A Hetalia Version Of The History

I need to turn Bahamas' current-day history Into a Hetalia-style history for a roleplay I'm in, but I'm not sure EXACTLY how to Do That. So, how do I Do That? However, if It Would Be Better, Could You just Rewrite the Bahamian history up to this day in Hetalia style? By the way, just so you know if you do re-write it for me, Bahamas Is A Girl in the roleplay. Thank you for your help. I hope to hear from you soon.